January 2011
ellietorres asked: YOUR TYPING MAKES IT SEEM AS YOHOUG YOU ARE DRUNK.
LET SBE FRANS
LET SBE FRANS
ellietorres asked: YOUR TYPING MAKES IT SEEM AS YOHOUG YOU ARE DRUNK.
LET SBE FRANS
LET SBE FRANS
calmdowncheryl asked: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! XD
And I'm going to The Chicago School of Professional Psychology, haha. XD
And I'm going to The Chicago School of Professional Psychology, haha. XD
calmdowncheryl asked: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! XD
And I'm going to The Chicago School of Professional Psychology, haha. XD
And I'm going to The Chicago School of Professional Psychology, haha. XD
PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW ME ALWAYS LIKE POSTS ABOUT ME
omg look no typos int hat
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HAVE YOU EVER THAD sEX I HAVE IT FELT FGRWAT
IT FELTS SO TOOGOD WHEN I DID IT WITH MY PENIS
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WHOSAID WR'rE WACK
I’LL PAINT YOUR EYE BLACK
ONCE I CHEK MY FACTS
I LIEK VODKA YAY
ellietorres asked: I like your glasses.
ellietorres asked: I like your glasses.
squishyybear replied to your video: Happy New Year, tumblr. I still have an hour and…
“Hearts, stars and horseshoes,” I’ve never heard that before, but I really love it! Happy new year :)
Lucky Charms! I’ve been saying that for years and mostly people are like “wut?”
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Anonymous asked: I see that you're on aim and I would talk to you but I'm shy.
Anonymous asked: I see that you're on aim and I would talk to you but I'm shy.
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I just watched Easy A again because my mom wanted...
I liked it better this time. Like, I knew what parts I didn’t like the first time but goddamn it, Emma Stone is adorable.
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2010 in general...
Kind of a weird year, that’s in two very distinct parts. I did a lot of awesome things, like take a few more trips to New York, become a godmother, start improv class. It’s been wild.
I had a good group of friends from work who I hung out with a lot the first half of the year, but they sort of broke away from me halfway through summer. And I’m just now realizing that it’s...
I only realize after getting to target that...
Um. I’ve worn these all day. So confused. And trying to hide it in target.
December 2010
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cyborglovesong asked: YOU ARE A HERO TO US ALL!
cyborglovesong asked: YOU ARE A HERO TO US ALL!
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2010 on MY tumblr:
First, I was married to Bebe Neuwirth.
Left her for Carolee Carmello.
Left her for a tentative fling with Kristen Wiig.
Then realized I was truly in love with Amy Poehler.
First I liked musicals and no one cared.
Then I liked comedy and everyone cared.
There were lots of cool kids I wanted to be friends with.
Now I’m friends with them.
I found the Tina to my Amy.
I went to New...
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2010 on tumblr:
First, tumblr was still married to Christoph Waltz.
Then came the age of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Now it’s all about Andrew Garfield.
Sometimes Robert Downey Jr, James Franco, and Jesse Eisenberg trolled their way in.
There were errors along the way.
We were all FUUUUUU.
But then everything went better than expected.
But then Y U NO WORK TUMBLR?
There was a wolf.
And a penguin.
...
Should I be listing more things I loved in 2010?
I want to but it’s a wide spectrum.
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WAIT I PUT IN BEST OF WILL FERRELL AND THE FIRST...
I forgive the weather now. Because all I want in life is more Culps sketches at my disposal.
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doctorhaircut replied to your post: I’ve been snooping around some of my follower’s…
…was it Planet MADtv?
ALL DAY, ERRDAY.
rufustfirefly replied to your post: I’ve been snooping around some of my follower’s…
a couple of weeks ago an 11 year old followed me. that should be illegal
When I was 11, I used to troll AOL profiles. I would make it like I was a character from That’s So Raven (my favorite tv show~) or The Mummy Returns (my favorite movie~).
DO CHILDREN THESE DAYS EVEN KNOW WHAT AOL IS?
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I’ve been snooping around some of my follower’s profiles. SOME OF YOU ARE SO YOUNG.
When I was 14, I posted excessively on a MADtv message board. I thought I was the coolest but really, I used a lot of exclamation points and emoticons and was probably the most annoying kid in the world. I wore Green Day shirts and the laces in my chucks DIDN’T MATCH because I was way too fucking...
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Dreaming about tumblr people is the funniest
My dream was about a weird vacation and various tumblr folk were with me at different times. I think it was mostly Erin, LaToya, and Quiniva, but in the dream, Quiniva was an actual little child. Who cried when her parents picked her up.
My subconscious is fucking strange.
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Things I want in 2011
World peace, good will among men, blah blah
Amy Poehler to win an Emmy
Parks for ALL THE AWARDS
Ben and Leslie to get it on
Someone to get it on with me
I mean, whaaat-
World domination
Can gay people please get fucking married already?
I need to go to New York more
A better job should come along
Can I just magically lose weight?
My 21st birthday better be off the chainz
I want to see...
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2:30am means listening to Florence + The Machine without really listening, then suddenly paying attention and realize she’s singing about coffins and freaking out because you’re the only one awake in your house and it’s dark and late and you’re listening to a song about goddamn coffins.
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iO starts up again in 4 days.
I like just realized.
Wouldn’t life be brilliant if the random kid who made up a class during my last one ended up in my session? I mean. We did two pretty awesome scenes together (seriously.. like two of my best) and he complimented my Broadway Video hoodie. He’s the only person to ever even take notice and know what it was.
That would be the best.
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salut-meeshel asked: I totally know what you mean about getting emotional about SNL... At the end of the 'Saturday Night Live in the 2000s', they have the cast talking about their experiences, and the montages, and "Viva La Vida" is playing... Oh God, I just completely LOSE IT. I mean, it gets UGLY. But there's just so much love! And we grew up with it, you know?
salut-meeshel asked: I totally know what you mean about getting emotional about SNL... At the end of the 'Saturday Night Live in the 2000s', they have the cast talking about their experiences, and the montages, and "Viva La Vida" is playing... Oh God, I just completely LOSE IT. I mean, it gets UGLY. But there's just so much love! And we grew up with it, you know?
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Ugh the Gyllenhaal SNL is so quality
I haven’t watched it for a while because I always feel like I watch it way too often, but really. That monologue that MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING, Deep House Dish is so top notch, and that weird fucking sketch about the cool meatballs, and Bronx Beat, and LASER CATS, and that Law & Order acting class one that kills me for no real reason, and Forte twirling Amy around during...