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numbers-robot-deactivated201203 asked: Pawnee's Rising Star, that is such a corny video but god she really is Pawnee's Rising Star. like season three was about leslie becoming a bigger name in government to the point where the show felt like it would unrealistic to not have her run for office and while that happened she feel in love with Ben. it is such a great love story
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numbers-robot: Pawnee’s Rising Star
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Anonymous asked: Count me in as another anon who loves your blog and loves reblogging your posts and replying to them even though I've never gotten a response in return. You are just so talented and witty that it's impossible to not like you.
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Anonymous asked: I love your blog and chatting with you but whenever you make a passive-aggressive post I'm scared that it's about me.
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I dont like resolutions
Like if they work for you, that’s great, but I feel like the function of them is pretty much just flawed. It’s setting a lot of absolute pressure on yourself. “I WILL do this or else!!” And then when you bend your own rules a week later, you feel awful. So instead of resolutions, I just want to enter 2012 with a few altered mindsets that I’d like to try to achieve. ...
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Anonymous asked: you talked with amy? im sure you made a post about it, can you link me?
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rorry-pond replied to your post: Comedy folk I saw in 2011 How did you meet Seth Meyers? I didn’t meet him, I just saw him do stand-up. Out of all of those people, the only ones I’ve spoken directly to are Mindy, Besser, and Poehler (the latter two of which was by webcam)
Jan 1st
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Alcohol has been acquired!
I don’t know who drank the rest of my wine or what happened to my Malibu But I found three Smirnoff lemonades that I didn’t know I still had And there’s Baileys waiting if need be HURRAH!!!
Jan 1st
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myheartbehaves asked: "Look, I don’t like to throw around the word…butthead too often. You call everybody a butthead and it kind of loses its impact. But I can say, without hesitation, that [your anons] are being real dick(s)!" -Leslie Knope (sorta). HAPPY NEW YEAR! your blog is lovely. :D
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: FINE!! I'll stop, I'm sorry. I'll ask on TMI! JEEZ Anywho!! TEAM GALE!!! WOOT!!!
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO TURN ANONS BACK ON and i am not going to be mean but i have tried so hard to make friends with you via liking your post, replying to them and reblogging them. it's funny cause we have so much in common(comedy writers, parks and rec, amy poehler, snl and even certain insecurities and fears and depression) but alas we have not clicked yet. i just want you to know that...
Jan 1st
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applebright asked: i just wanted to tell you all that you are a tickety tack tranny hot mess outta control super tranny from transylvania who's not apologizing for it
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Anonymous asked: Oh my gosh PLEASE turn this into a Hunger Games blog! I haven't read the books (yet) but I'm super into the cast ever since I read a bunch of interviews with them and the trailer is making me very, very, very excited for the movie so I would WELCOME a bunch of Hunger Games stuff on my dash. Also, Happy New Year!
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: Take a pic of your vibrator!
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comealongsong asked: um....you are great and funny and great and I love you and fuq everyone else ok.
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Anonymous asked: There's nothing wrong with leading a life of solitude in order to avoid the assholes of the world. Anon talking shit is one of them, obviously.
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Anonymous asked: Are those your dildos in the bottom lefthand corner of that last picture you posted?
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever smile? EVERY picture you've posted of yourself, you look like a sad and lonely human being that has no friends.
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You can still do the "tell me something before...
This is becoming a Hunger Games blog and its making me feel self conscious and like I suddenly need to spam these assholes.
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Anonymous asked: (diff anon) i always had fond feelings for gale. but for me, i never read the books focusing on shipping katniss with anyone. i just looked at their characters individually and for the most part of the first two books i almost, didn't trust peeta? like nothing katniss did was ever enough for him or something. but again i wasn't shipping one over the other. i do like peeta now, but gale...
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samgeeky replied to your post: Okay okay I may be a bit to hostile. Its just his (Gale’s) reaction to everything Katniss does and wants…. I feel like it’s the fucked up shit they did together that makes them so inseparable. Like they just could never feel comfortable enough around someone who didn’t go what they did together. Oh for sure, I agree. I just meant to point out that their...
Jan 1st
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collarblinds-deactivated2012010 asked: Jumping in the Hunger Games discussion! I hate Gale, but like, I realize it's completely irrational. I'm just so annoyed with the ~love triangle~ thing and I really stan the pants off of Peeta, so. But, I think Gale says/does a few things that vaguely bugged me too!
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Anonymous asked: Okay okay I may be a bit to hostile. Its just his (Gale's) reaction to everything Katniss does and wants. He's not very supportive. He's always a bit negative. Just imagine how Gale and Peeta interacts with Katniss. Pretend that they're real. ( I sound insane) You can tell Peeta is really determine to be with her and does everything for her. He's very passionate.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: HAHA I did the same thing except for Gale. By now you should know that I truly hate Gale. This whole relationship is a freakin' roller coaster. During the scene where Katniss and Peeta are in the woods showed so much passion for each other. THEY HAVE TO STAY TOGETHER!! Why? Katniss hunts and Peeta bakes. What can you get from that? A FREAKIN GOOD CHICKEN POT PIE!!!
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Anonymous asked: I'm on the same boat as you. I'm still reading the books but I gotta say, Katniss and Peeta are much more stronger than Katniss and Gale. Sure Katniss knew Gale for such a long time but Peeta is the one with more of an emotional connection and he allows Katniss to know about his feelings towards her. He literally makes her feel warm and comfy inside unlike Gale. Peeta is like that guy...
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Anonymous asked: GALE SUCKS!! He's like Jacob from Twilight. I can't believe I referenced Twilight but yeah I just did. I feel that Peeta truly loves Katniss much more than Gale. Gale and Katniss are pretty much like brothers and sister. They're practically the same.
Jan 1st
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intoyoursunlight replied to your post: our rehatesionship has been one of my very fav things this past year jsyk it all started with a gif
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: You're amazing. You love everything that I love! It's freakin' cool! Parks and Rec? AWESOME FREAKIN SHOW ON EARTH!!! Amy Poehler is hilarious and magnificent! The Hunger Games? Oh man that series is intense! I prefer Peeta than Gale. I hate Gale. Well HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
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intoyoursunlight asked: our rehatesionship has been one of my very fav things this past year jsyk
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Anonymous asked: i don't want anybody else... when i think about you i touch myself!
Jan 1st
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When you find yourself not eating pretzels but eating the salt out of the bottom of the bag.
Jan 1st
‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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I have no one to kiss at midnight except my beer...
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My icon next to any post I make is beautiful
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Man I am so excited for The Hunger Games movie I don’t know, somewhere along the time this changed from “Hey this book was good but WHAT THE FUCK” to “PEEEEEETAAAAA” so I’M PUMPED
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS MY AGE??? Oh god feelings of inadequacy
Jan 1st
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poehlerized replied to your post: Comedy folk I saw in 2011 you saw Mindy Kaling?! I love her! I sorta met her, too! She showed up unannounced at a 1am show at UCB during the Del Close Marathon. I had been in line waiting to be let into the theater at midnight, and I saw her walk down the street and nearly had a stroke. When I went to buy some beer inside, she was standing right by the counter,...
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Comedy folk I saw in 2011
Listing for personal purposes and to remind myself that this year wasn’t entirely awful Horatio Sanz Zach Woods Jon Lutz Sue Galloway Paul Brittain Seth Meyers Kay Cannon Vanessa Bayer Matt Walsh David Wain Doug Benson Garfunkel & Oates Matt Besser Mindy Kaling Katie Dippold Ian Roberts Andy Daly And like a handful of more really awesome UCB-based folk that I cannot...
Jan 1st
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“Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...”
– Amy Poehler  (via rufustfirefly, lizdexia)
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